Ladyboiii | Bouncy, bubbly, bodacious - 30

Well hi there!! i almost didn't see you checking me out in the creepiest way....how did i miss that obvious, " I'd Bleep you so hard " look. Is being cheesy not cute anymore? My god that was not an invitation for cheesy pick up lines either. I understand my last ad was another series of unfortunate events but here comes part 2........but i will try and make this intro short, sweet, and to the point. You came to me requesting one of my many trades/skills/services. Meaning I can service you and it will not go the other way around, but for the right price anything is possible. I wish i could fake it i wish i could but there are just somethings i cant fake...Im a man i just look hot as a women. Whats hotter then a hot chick not faking it? Now that feeling my friends....priceless. Were all blessed in different ways. may one day you also find noahs ark...cause its gunna happen...soon.....the end. Side note-i wont give my address to any rando....you can meet me at the gas station down the street and follow me back to my place. Also if your coming from denver and able to share the screen shot of the gps maps noit only will i make sure i dont disappear on you but ill top it off extra saucy for u? lol oh wait discount is what i meant. It really helps my ego...u just drove all the way from denver just to bleep meee? To all the haters out there....i wish u peace on your soul....once ur able to not be a childish bitch ass niggah life can be so beautiful. xoxo toodles muah Flash ID: ladyboiii